Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tight sounding band: You, Me & Iowa. Music majors definitely helps the sound and instrumentation.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

  • Lawyer : "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
  • Witness : "No."
  • Lawyer : "Did you check for blood pressure?"
  • Witness : "No."
  • Lawyer : "Did you check for breathing?"
  • Witness : "No."
  • Lawyer : "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
  • Witness : "No."
  • Lawyer : "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  • Witness : "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  • Lawyer : "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  • Witness : "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."