• Lawyer : "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
• Witness : "No."
• Lawyer : "Did you check for blood pressure?"
• Witness : "No."
• Lawyer : "Did you check for breathing?"
• Witness : "No."
• Lawyer : "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
• Witness : "No."
• Lawyer : "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
• Witness : "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
• Lawyer : "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
• Witness : "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."